JAZZA’S CANCER SONG IS UNBELIEVABLE | svenstreams ( with ash)

Sven and Ash take on Jazza, PHILTOMATO, Mystery, Jason Arday and some of the most painfully performative people on the internet.

Artist **PHILTOMATO (Philip Bawasanta)** delivers another maudlin motivational speech about art, prompting Sven and Ash to examine the increasingly fake-deep world of online artists. AI cohost Clive checks in with messages from the audience and delivers a poem about African swangers.

Also on the show: women getting extremely touchy-feely with their jiu-jitsu instructors, obese catfish hiding their bodies on dating apps, Instagram spiritualists performing "energy cleansing" and "soul remembrance," and legendary pickup artist **Mystery (Erik von Markovik)** explaining how men can attract women.

Then Sven and Ash get into the controversy surrounding former Cambridge professor **Jason Arday**, who resigned amid plagiarism allegations and scrutiny of claims surrounding his academic career before being found dead days later.

PLUS: Sven launches his exciting new music show and introduces Ash to some of his favorite new musical artists. Unfortunately, they are all terrible.

And finally: **Jazza**.

Jazza responds to his wife's cancer diagnosis with an extraordinarily emotional musical project, giving Sven and Ash the grand finale to an episode already overflowing with fake-deep internet sincerity.